opinions on abortions are kinda like nipples
everyone has them but women’s are a little bit more relevant
But all you ever see are men’s
Oh my. So pretty.
ariana grande reminds me of the annoying girl at school with mediocre vocals that always gets asked to sing the national anthem or something for school events
"Pudding" is a resident Fox at the National Fox Welfare Society, as he’s too friendly to be released back to the wild
My bubby and I are moving into our own apartment for the very first time. This should be the most permanent home I will have had in years, so I’m very excited to finally make it “personal”.
Him: “I know you’re excited, but you don’t need to spend a lot of money on decorating right away”
Me: “Yea okay whatever you say, sugar”